In a recent against all odds event a group of over 40 H2 owners pooled one weeks worth of gas money each and bought tickets in three of the country's largest lotteries - winning all three. They immediately hired and outfitted a company of off-duty marines from Georgia, led by a spunky female H2 owner. The milita located and terminated the existence of Osama Bin Laden who was found to be riding as a passenger in a 60's vintage VW bus in Aruba. Local Activists, previously theartening to take on the gas guzzling H2 SUV community were quoted as saying "this doesn't change anything, there's plenty of other evil terrorists to blame on SUV owners..............
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