<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer
Female Prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
And if he should get frisky at night,
Please don't let him glue-stick my eyes shut tight. Amen.
Male Prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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