This reminds me...I spent 2+ weeks treking through the jungles of Panama. Ever heard of the Darien Gap? Well anyway..when we get back to an airport and we're going through customs, I tell the agent as he's going through my back, "Ah, I just spent weeks in the jungle. You don't wanna search through that bag." Its soaking wet and muddy as hell....He looks at it, looks at me with a "yuk" look on his face and zips the bag back up, and give me the "dismissal" wave. I just thought it was important that I warn him. Later, I just had to laugh.
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