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Old 03-30-2006, 12:55 AM
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.



He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:



"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.



A few moments passed . "An ambulance just drove by"



A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out.



"Matt's riding a new bike....."



A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving.



"Jason is on his skate board...."



A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"



Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called out,



"How do you know they are having sex?"



"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
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