Rudy has the biggest Hummer there is, and he has beautiful tattoos all over his body. There are times to be brave and act like a man, and there are times one must run away and hide as fast as one can. You don't want to be standing there with Rudy in the rain with some discounted Safeway roses and when the older woman does not show up, Rudy is obligated to get mad at somebody, that, my friend, has gotta be you. After Rudy is finished with you, your healthy insurance company will cancel you policy while you are lying there half dead and wishing you are dead.
Did I make a short answer extra long?