Addition: Nev-aa-dan response:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
BANG
dial 911
"...I need a man arrested"
Oh, and HK P2000SK .40 Black Talons...oh sorry, can't say that anymore...
Great post!