Keys dissappearing would do it! There needs to be an ALL OF THE ABOVE category for the poll, but also:
1. Add change all presets on radio to stuff she absolutely hates.
2. Make favorite CDs dissappear (and load in something she absolutely hates in all CD slots).
3. Make her wash truck in something embarrassing - in public of course! (not "hot" clothes as she may enjoy the additional attention).
4. Have additional keys ground (but they don't seem to work for some strange reason).
5. Park in a manner that makes it impossible to take out the Hummer.
6. Next time she has to be picked up, be absent minded and "forget" the time.
7. Buy her a "tumbler" or kiddie sippy cups for every Valentines, aniversary, birthday or other significant event for a year.
8. Line the interior with plastic (unless you have sufficient seat covers & Husky liners) before she drives it = DROP CLOTH.
9. Family pet has "accident" on her pillow.
10. If you really want to get mean, her favorite glass or other breakable item gets "accidently" broken.
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