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Old 08-18-2005, 09:32 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

I pray for a rich deaf-mute nymphomanic
Who's looks good and is great in the sac
One that doesn't know how to operate the remote control
And doesn't have a hairy mole (it works)
A stud that knows how to make me laugh
and can use his tongue like a giraffe
Fills up my gas tank and changes my oil
And knows that I am the princess that he needs to spoil



Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


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