Brian....Oh ye of little faith!!!!
If my story were fabricated it would certainly be a lot more interesting.
First off...everyone knows that at a reunion the tag-along spouse gets bored ****less and ends up finding another school-mates spouse and hangs out near the tables. My wife hung with me just long enough to show off her little black dress and the fact that I'm married. It gets very old just standing there smiling next to your spouse.....
Secondly...most the "cool" kids who enjoyed High School show up at these things...so the environment was rich with the former school hotties...and you know they congregate like typical women.
Okay....a few of them were pretty hot, the rest were just hangin' in there. But yeah...they were (as a group) exiting the lobby and there I was drivin' by. My wife didn't slap me...she just looked at me like "you just had to do that...right?". I suspect she was just happy I didn't drive it up onto the freakin' landscaping!
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