You see, at my age I needed this truck. It was the highest (no pun intended) vehicle that would not allow anybody beneath me to see that it was full of cash. It's the only way I could get to the bank everyday. I don't care what gas costs because I have so much money. But I am not your average Hummer owner. I am in the poorer catagory. But then if you drive a jeep, I am above you, in every way.
This is how we all think.

Yea right.
I guess the self potrait shows us what you do to pay for your pos mini car. Just imagine what it will look like after you reach puberty.