My fuc&ing sister in law spent so much time clamoring over the virtues of a minivan WE MOVED! The reason and my wife’s new job but really every time the subject of cars came up it was "Honda Odyssey this and Honda Odyssey that..." and my wife was going for it!
Good thing my sister in laws van smelled like rotten ass and old bologna (from mass consumption of food by her kids) it kept my wife out of it. I called it the stinky van.
Anyway my wife was ANTI-HUMMER and she pays the bills, then one day we were at Wal-Mart and she saw a young family of 4 climb out of one and here we sit just waiting for the '04's to hit the lot! I never even brought it up I was all about a Chevy Avalanche and then she said no “We’re getting a Hummer”!
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