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EEEWWW!!! No you didn't!!! The fake UT?, I wouldn't dare. I went to the Harvard of the South- RICE UNIVERSITY...

Even though I lived less than 30 minutes from their campus they had no interest in me. Coming out of high school, I wasn't big enough or fast enough to play football for the teasips. However, I was fortunate enough to beat them one year in football while I played there.
You could always get some haircoloring and salt-n-pepper your hair, as opposed to those blonde highlights you are sporting right now. Also, taking out both the eyebrow and tongue rings do wonders for the impressions you are leaving the "adults" who are judging you.

(Just tossing a little back...)
-HUMMERDOGG
TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)
TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)