Dear Hot Gas, ever been to a ski resort? you know where you see the most Hummers? H1s and H2s? Tahoe! We are everywhere. Do you know how often we have to wave back to other 4x4s, especially Jeeps and Rovers, they are the most friendly ones toward Hummers, my arm gets tired from waving like the Queen of England. Ever casually drove out of deep snow while others look with envy? Then you know what is a Hummer made for. Some like to go around and around in dirt or mud and drink beer with dirty men, some men like men, fine with me, that is not my biz, I like snow and I like wine and I like women.
