Okay Alec....I wouldn't want to present an afront to your delicate nature or risk getting sand in your rig.....
Did I mention the kegs of beer and strippers? (we all have our price bud...)
Hey Dennis...if you want to come on down from the great North...just remember to release a few pounds of air pressure from your girlfriend for each 1000-feet of altitude you drop: I'd hate to see her burst before hitting the beach! (again)
(gosh...I hope a moderator doesn't nail me for that last comment!!
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