A poofter?
Call me a poofter again f<span class="ev_code_BLACK">u</span>cker!!! I'll wait until take your dick out of your MUHmother and remove the rubber chicken out of your crisco smothered ass crack before I shove my mic in there.
And this "who?"? When you are sitting on your paint bucket fondling your little pecker with your Cheeto covered midget fingers watching reruns of Who's the Boss and tossing off to Samantha. I am in the cold, wind and rain.
When you are picking your pores in the mirror and convincing yourself that you really don't look like a beaver. I am saving lives.
When you are looking up in the sky wondering what kind of clouds those are. I know...why?
BECAUSE I.... AM JIM CANTORE
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and I have a sweet dick
)