<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by really can't:
THE TWELVE STEPS OF GASAHOLICS ANONYMOUS
1 We admitted that we were powerless over our fuel consumption and our gas bills had become unmanageable.
2 We came to believe that a Prius greater than ourself could restore us to sanity.
3 We made a decision to turn our budget and our life over to the care of a Prius of our understanding.
4 We made a searching and fearless inventory of our fuel consumption.
5 We admitted to Toyota, to ourselves, and to another Prius owner, the exact nature of our commutes.
6 Were entirely ready to have Toyota remove all these defects of fuel consumption.
7 We humbly asked Toyota to reduce our gas bill.
8 We made a list of all fuel pumps we had drained and became willing to cut back on them all.
9 We passed these fuel pumps whenever possible, except when to do so would make us walk.
10 We continued to make fuel consumption inventories and when we were wasteful, promptly posted about it.
11 We continued through posting and web browsing to improve our contact with Toyota as we understood Them, posting only for knowledge of their technological advances for us and the power to utilize them all.
12 Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other drivers and to practice these driving strategies in all our commutes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Read Penn's lips.
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