You see - it was not a war for oil at all!
The unbiased Washington Post is on the verge of discovering the true Iraq war conspiracy. In an effort to boost sales, GM big wigs trampled over the poor and infirmed on the way to the White House and convinced the corrupt president to start a war with Iraq. By drawing in the apathetic UN they prolonged the whole ordeal by at least 8 months, which only helped the big Hummer buying bash even more. I bet that stroke of genius will be blamed on Chenney, as all he ever does is cater to big oil, right?
Where is conspiracy theory man (aka GHM) when we need him.