Wait...we've covered that already:
Being that I am an insulation contractor, the thousands of homes I've insulated have saved enough energy, pollution and environmental impact to offset every Hummer ever made for their entire life on the road probably 10-fold.
I am your energy savior, redemption is at hand. In the glorious words of The Who: You're all forgiven!!!!!
Everyone but Dennis....my energy savings don't cover Canada
