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One day, an elephant and an ant are out walking in the jungle. The ant fals down in a hole. So the ant shouts to the elephant..."Help me, help me! Get me out of this hole!". So the elephant takes out his manhood, places it into the hole and the ant walks up it to freedom.

Later that day, the elephant falls into another hole, and shouts to the ant "Help me, help me! Get me out of this hole!". So the ant goeas an picks up a Porsche and lays it into the hole. The elephant climbs up the Porsche and is free.

The moral of the story.....If you have a big di*k, then you don't need a Porsche!

Yes, this is my truck. No, I will NOT help you move.