Okay, MAC, here's a pity post as no one has yet seen fit to give your H2 its due:
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, MAC, you have the biggest, baddest, blackest, coolest, mac-daddiest, H2 there is! I only wish I could be the great MAC and ride in his rig. When you pass in your H2, the women shudder, the children cry, and the men . . . the men WISH they could be you.
Does that suffice?
