I have a good story for all of you. Today I was with my wife and we were driving down a side street in my city. I was going about 25 mph on a 30 mph road. Some guy backs out of a driveway in a Dodge Neon with primer on it. He parks in front of the house he just came from. As he was backing out I drove past him and he looks at me and gives me the finger. I look at my wife and she looks at me in disbelief. I hit the brakes and back up next to his car and roll down my window. The pussy pretends he doesn't notice a H2 in the middle of the street parked next to him. He won't look at me. He finally looks at me and I motion to him to roll down his window. He gets out and I ask him what I did to offend him. He doesn't answer, so I ask him why he flip me off and he won't answer and starts to walk away. I ask the question again but this time a lot louder. He keeps walking. I yell, "you Jackass". He just keeps walking. The best part was his wife was standing in the garage and heard me call him a jackass. So I am sure he had to explain to her why he flipped someone off for no reason at all. Not only is he a Jackass, but he is also a dumbass because since he did this in front of his own house, I know where he lives.
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