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Old 05-01-2006, 02:54 PM
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I can see it now.

Lissy:What do you mean, you look different than most americans?
Shaggy:I am a little underweight.
Shaggy: They say I'm small boneded.
Lissy: Small boned?
Shaggy:Yes.
Lissy: What about your other bone?
Shaggy:What do you mean?
Lissy:In the bedroom?
Shaggy:???
Lissy: It's okay, np
Lissy:As long as you are experienced...
Shaggy:Oh, well.....
Lissy:You have had other women b4 right?
Shaggy:Let's put it this way...
Shaggy: The mattress has had at least a couple of different people in it...

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