This old married couple are sitting having a serious conversation about the fact that when they go to bed every night she has to deal with his constant obnoxious farting all night long. The old man turns to his wife and says "It's a perfectly natural thing to do, sorry". The old woman resigns to the fact that she will never get him to stop farting in bed. Months go by and finally one day the wife asks again "please, can you stop farting like that in bed?". The old man says once again "It's a perfectly natural thing to do". She replies "One of these days you are going to blow your guts out with those farts!".
Right around the holidays she forms a plan, wakes up early to start the turkey, and takes all of the guts from inside the turkey and puts them on a plate. She sneeks in to the room while he is still sleeping, lifts up his drawers, and slips the guts in. She leaves the room trying not to laugh out loud and waits in the kitchen for the next loud fart! All of a sudden she hears this huge *?@&** of a fart, then she hears him scream and race to the bathroom. She's rolling on the ground laughing as she hears the bathroom door open. As he comes down the hallway she calmy asks "What happened?". He says "You were right. It finally happened. I finally blew my guts out. But by the grace of God, two fingers and some vaseline, I think I got them all back in there!"
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