Because you need to control that little challenged fella "Storydude" of yours.
Everything was cool, we called him out like the sorry grotesque sack of sheet that he is, and then he "tried" to goatse. Then, unused to IP banning our moderator made a mistake.
So keep the gimp mask and tight leash on that overfed, undersexed, and challenged knome and keep him on your side.
