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Originally Posted by NEOCON1
hey teddy whats up with your party ? between hillary and al , what kind of choice are you offering your tree hugging supporters 
$hit we may be able to get the shrub elected to a 3rd term if you guys keep this up . how you doin on closin down Gitmo ?   |
Well sir, I'm glad you asked those questions. The party is always where I am, and there's always booze. Look, Al's a dip$hit. He's gonna run, but he won't get the nomination by a long shot. Hillary, well she's got some skeletons (literally, not figuratively; Vince Foster for example). Yet she might get the nomination, even though she's a mean, opportunistic lesbian b!tch - just what we need right now. I'm hoping for Sen. Kerry again, but Hillary will probably chew him up and spit him out. Maybe I'll run. I would have been President in '76 if it hadn't been for the lake thing, and I haven't killed any women in 37 years. Hhhmmmm?
Well, the French say that we should close Gitmo, and all things French are intellectual, and all things intellectual are French, so I'm hoping that they will abaondon their lazy socialist ways, cease to be a third-rate economic and military power and invade Gitmo and shut it down. In short, I am hoping to override the President's refusal to shut down Gitmo by advocating a Froggy resurgence and a long period of French military expansionism. Viva la France!!! Uh, are anyone of you near Georgetown? I lost my keys and wallet and need some more booze.