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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Wait, I totally forgot about Patchouli. When I was slighty hippy, (I still shaved and bathed and stuff so stfu.....) I used to wear it sometimes. It's a perfume oil. It kinda smells like sh1t, oil and flowers now that I think of it. Maybe that's it.
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Yeah, my reformed hippie ski instructor friend said it could be that too. If it is, I think I'm allergic to it. I woke up this morning and felt awful. Then I left for the day, and about an hour later, things were much better. Now that I'm back, and my Oreck air filter is running at top speed, I still feel yucky again, and the smell is refusing to be ionized.
I'm going to check out some other places tomorrow, so hopefully I can get out of here! One even has a hot tub, and it's not in hippie Breck, it's slightly more respectable Eagle-Vail.
You know, I was imagining today what to get these chicks for their birthday. I think a machete might be helpful in cutting their bushes... And now I finally realize why ski instructors shave their pubes: crabs really don't like it when there's nothing to hold on to.
