Well, I might get one of these Hummer bikes anyway.
1. I want to piss off all the hippies, which are my enemies again.
(The truce is off!!!)
2. I want it to fit in the back of the H2
3. I'm not hardcore, and I care more about the transporting than the riding
4. They come with a 30 day trial period, so if it sucks, and the portability is shadowed by teh suck, then I can return it.
5. I am a moron.