One time in the carpool lane going 75 with gazillion other cars in front at the same speed, this pos car was tailgating me so close, I keep losing him behind the bit of spare tire which blocks the lower part of my rear-view mirror.
I mustta emptied 1/2 of my wiper reservoir turning on the "anti-tailgating" switch (below the headlight switch

). -- and the idiot obliviously just kept on turning his wipers!

Brake-checks did nuttin; until I finally I just slowed to 50. When the idiot cut out illegally to pass me, I slammed the gas to close the gap in front of me, happy to see, so did the cars behind me

.
The idiot got snarled in traffic and left waaay behind, skooled in an H2's torque lesson

.