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Originally Posted by PARAGON
No he's not. He disappeared, never to be heard from again.
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I think he has been busy playing for Ecuador's World Cup soccer team.
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Originally Posted by PARAGON
Did you drive him off a bridge too? 
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I tried, but my lifted H2 sits up so high, we barely got wet. We laughed had another bottle of schnapps and did it again.
BTW: If you think your lake jokes are funny; they're not. "Ha-Ha-Ha - Dead woman in a lake; Drunk Senator claiming he jumped back in to save her hours later when wearing the same dry clothes he put on right after the incident. Yeah Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha" - yeah, really funny.

I could be an ex-President instead of an obnoxious, fat, drunk Senator still working for a living.