Gee whiz WOODTICK
What's on the agenda tonight -- wait -- Let me guess It's Saturday night It's either hitting the lanes with Buzz, Skip, Duke ,Lefty and Slim for some aggressive 5 pin bowling **remember Beer on tap special tonite -- buck a glass. Then at 10 Pm hit Joe's 24 hour diner --- the Hungry mans 2 for 1 special with those mmm mmm so good powdered potatoes n eggs. Great time to talk to the fella's and nail down dates and RV park for the upcomming Reno trip. Then off to your place for a few more brewskys, smokes and potatoe chips. Endless possibilities with this bunch -- beer guzzlin contest, caps, farting contest ooh boy !!!
Or
Hit the laundrymat since you rolled your quarters last week. Besides You could use the spare time clear up some nagging issues
What kind of Tatoo should you get to put in the last spot left on your arm?
How much is your 8 track collection worth ??
Should you get your genitals pierced ??
How do they get the caramel in that damn bar.
BTW WOODTICK bleach works OK on skidmarks but you know what the best is ??
LEARN TO WIPE YOUR ASS BETTER !! .... just a thought
