OK, The short! Cricket, (one day you may acheive grasshopper! if pay attention!)
Ninja come into area, say uhh, look pretty good, must check out!
Ninja break target zone (One of several), this wake up Master--INSTANTLY! What ninja don't know, is Master gets pretty pissed off if awakened by THIS Alarm, (No count e-mail, cell call, 911 call if turned on--Or AMBULANCE! (most likely)) and has entered into MY Octagon!
Master Watch Ninja (laugh inside holding 12gauge Defender with 8 rounds Double OO!
Sneeky Ninja no need pick! Door Mistakenly unlocked! Ninja enters the dragon! take 5 steps and, goes waaaaaa! fk!, as the shot gun goes off sending ninja to back wall!......Hitting it just in time to catch follow-up double oo! Master got nitevision Also!--forgot mention!
Now, when master not home, well!.......Don't be the one!
(No count e-mail, cell call, 911 call if turned on--Or AMBULANCE!) This is now active---snide snicker! and chuckle...and a few other suprises awaiting.. Whoever!
Other Masters will respond faster than 911, and have who or what ever, in neat package, waiting for pick-up...backseat or gerny!---NO MATTER TO THEM!---All up to grasshopper!
Put simple!--It's not the Authorities!, that a perp needs to worry about!
My Deadly
Viper Assassination Squad