i heard this one this morning from a technician:
After a terrible shipwreck, 3 Honda drivers found themselves stranded on a desert island. Miraculously, they found a magical lamp and when the genie appeared, they agreed to each take one of the wishes.
The first Honda driver wished to be smarter to find a way to get off the island. The genie turned her into a Jeep driver, and she hopped on a log and started paddling west, towards shore.
The second Honda driver thought to herself "that looked pretty good", but wondered if there was an even better way. He wished to be even smarter than the Jeep driver, to find a better way off the island. The genie turned him into an H3 driver, and he made a small raft and an oar out of available logs, bark, and branches. Off he went, East, towards shore.
The third Honda driver thought that was cool, but wanted something even more. So the genie turned him into an H2 and he walked north, across the bridge, back to shore.
now that's funny.
