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Old 07-26-2006, 12:18 AM
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I know this is the most important thread of the day for most of you so I'm sorry for missing a couple of days.

You can stop sending the PM's now.
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A blonde is at work at a grocery store when a deaf/mute man comes in. He writes on a piece of paper that his mother has died and he needs 20 dollars for gasoline to get to the funeral a few hours away.

Feeling bad for the man the blonde reaches into her pocket and gives the guy 20 bucks. "Thanks, baby!" says the man. "No problem," replies the blonde. As the man gets into the car with a much older woman driving, the blonde realizes she has made a big mistake. "Oh no, I gave him a 50 dollar bill!"
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