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Old 03-31-2006, 09:32 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

Yo momma is so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas

Yo momma is so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

Yo momma is so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo momma is so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing

Yo momma is so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad

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