Last week I posted an ad on
www.craigslist.com. The two responses I got were irritating. I know I shouldn't take these things personally but I'd bash their faces in if I could find them. For as smart as these bastards think they are they left me their names and email addresses.
From : Rob D <robbie_d51@hotmail.com>
Sent : Thursday, January 20, 2005 5:54 AM
Subject : Hummer
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Hey bitch,
Thanks for polluting the world and making the roads unsafe. I really appreciate the big bucket of asthma that I got. Do us all a favor and crash into another hummer, take out two birds with one stone.
Sincerely,
A person with a brain larger than a peanut.
From : Michael Perigard <michael@rustyhalo.org>
Sent : Thursday, January 20, 2005 1:24 AM
Subject : Trade Factory Hummer H2 Stainless Side Step for my Black ones
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hey, don't clutter craigslist with your idiotic posts.
hopefully no one wants anything to do with your ****ing gas-guzzling monstrosity.
thanks for furthering our dependence on fossil fuels, btw. good job adding to the smog.
hope to see you out on the road so I can flick you off like all the other idiots I see driving those things.
PS even if you were to say that even SOME of the time that you had that thing filled with passengers and/or cargo, its still the saddest status-symbol vehicle ive ever seen. i hope you understand how pathetic it makes you look driving down the street in it.