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Old 08-26-2006, 09:28 PM
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Default Re: Strange happenings in the UK

Limeys.

More from across the Pond:
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Saucy web incentive
A Cheshire man's girlfriend has promised him a threesome - but only if he can get five million hits on his website.
Richard Green, 30, of Stockton Heath, has more than 250,000 visits to www.pleasemakethiswork.com so far, says the Sun.
Richard, who played cricket for England Under-19s, said the idea came from his girlfriend, Katie Greenwood, 21.
He said: "A few months ago I asked if she would have a threesome. She said she might be into it but challenged me to make something out of it.
"If I can get more than five million hits to my website she has agreed to let me find a girl - I even have it in writing."
Katie confirmed: "I've agreed to keep my end of the bargain but I want to have a little bit of a say in who the girl will be."
They can't even have sex without breaking something:
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Romping Brits cause ?350m damage a year
British couple cause ?350million damage each year - by having energetic sex, a new poll reveals.
A third of couples broke something during sex and 10% made insurance claims, reports the Sun.
Damaged items include lamps, vases and beds - and even pulled down curtains.
And many hurt themselves too. Some 41% have suffered carpet burns, a third pulled their backs and 12%twisted ankles or wrists.
Couples in the South East were the most accident prone, while Yorkshire lovers put in the most claims for damage.
Adult store chain Ann Summers commissioned the poll of 2,000 people.
Boss Jacqueline Gold said: "It's fantastic that people are adventurous - but they need to be careful."
Top ten injuries suffered: 1 Carpet burns; 2 Pulled back; 3 Twisted wrist; 4 Twisted ankle; 5 Bruised bottom; 6 Bruised leg; 7 Grazed elbows; 8 Scratched back; 9 Bumped head; 10 Broken bones.
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