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Old 10-02-2006, 03:41 PM
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Default Re: BEYOND RUDE DRIVERS SLAMMING HUMMERS

Here's how it works in Dallas:

Other Hummer owners: Thumbs up.
Hybrid owners: The finger.
Soccer Moms in minivans, BMWs and MBs: Scowls.
Latino Women: Waves, Marraige proposals and Hooter flashing (once)
African American Women: Smiles if it's not muddy.
Country boys: Smiles, thumbs up if it is muddy.
Rover Owners: Scowls, and fingers.
Jeep owners: Scowls and Smiles (50/50).
Sports Cars: Insane cutting you off, tail gating, fingers, slamming on brakes.
Random People in parking lots: Positive and Negative comments (60/40).

Most common comment: "What kind of Gas Mileage to you Get".

Nastiest Comment: "Go F*** Yourself - You Energy Pig - I wish you were Dead". Later she wished she had a portable air compressor for the tires on her hybrid.

Most common reply by me: "When you start paying for the gas, maybe I will give a sh*t about your opinion"
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