[Captain of the Titanic]

13 years ago, when my wife was pregnant with my first daughter, she borrowed my GMC stepside pickup truck. At the time, it was a very nice truck. Bright red, wide hot rod tires with fancy 15 inch alloy rim, and a canvass bed cover. I was quite proud of it. Anyway, she borrows it and goes to work. On the way out of the parking garage, she hits the side of the exit (which was 40 feet wide).

Now, she has two options:
1. Back up, and we fix the front right fender.
2. Floor it, and destroy the door, rear edge of the cab, tear off the fiberglass fender, break half the lug nuts and remove the rear bumper.

You guessed it. Option 2 was the correct answer.

Then there was the time that she was drive 60 mph in her 750iL BMW, ran a red light and became inimate with a Lexus... Ah, but that's another story...

Get 'em fixed and remember... You just cashed in on some serious wife points to be used later!