Just for fun...
1.
Jaguar Taurus: we take a tarus body and motor, and some real wood, and process the hell out of it so that it looks and wears like fake wood. Then charge an extra $20,000. way to go. way to destroy and entire brand ford.
2.
Chevy Minivan - (uplander maybe? equinox?) None of the looks or features of the competitors, but all the price.
3.
Hummer H3 -- if you dare to be enough of an ******* to consider and H2, but your financial proclivity doesn't allow you to make that purchase, then you should probably be nicer, at least until you can afford the H2.
(At least we are not number 1
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4.
Honda Ridgeline - If you're too much of a man to buy a minivan (haha) but not enough of a redneck (haha) to buy an American truck, then buy a Toyota Tundra.
5.
Cadillac Avalanche - If you're too rich (haha) to buy a real truck and too outdoorsy (haha) to buy a luxury car, then buy a luxury car and a used jeep.
6.
Pontiac G5 - GM is not gonna badge engineer anymore, at least until next time.
7.
Lexus 400h - All the smug of a hybrid with a 5% decrease in fuel usage, making it the same as a car, with the same weight and engine of a car. congratulations.
8.
Jeep Compass thing - Just what everyone wants from a jeep: no offroad ability, average highway handling and slightly more space than a normal car.
9.
Chevy Monte Carlo SS. 300+ horsepower, and the only way you could use it to its potential is on an empty strech of I-10. you could blow the doors of a long haul trucker and that family on the way to Disneyland, and they wouldn't even notice or care.
Just to show you how dumb this guy is who posted this, he posts it as the TEN worse cars, and some are not cars, but the deciding factor that he is an idiot is he only posted NINE vehicles.