Re: Albie is coming to Oregon tonight...
Sorry bro, but the only hot women in Oregon are in Portland, and largely in the Pearl District only.
Eugene is a bit better than Corvallis though. If you want to get really depressed, my parents live in Banks oregon, home of the world famous Combine Crash every year. Ever seen a demolition derby, but with Combines from the farms? Its an interesting event, especailly when they decorate them and have the parade....
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