Well, here's one idea. As you see in the first photo, Flav is sporting one of his dress watches. While a very attractive and accurate timepiece, it is much too fragile to wear while off-roading. In fact, Flav almost died shortly after this photo was taken. As his limo bobbed through some of NYC's best potholes, he was nearly beaten to death as the mammoth clock repeatedly pummelled his torso. He cried out, and his driver, pictured in the photo, slammed on the brakes, saving the Flav by the skin of his gold teeth. In the end, he only suffered minor blunt trauma to his chest and abdomen.
In the second photo, Flav is wearing one of his G-Shock type watches.
This one is much better suited for casual and off-road use. I think it may be right up your alley. While still attractive, this model is wrapped in thick, shock-absorbing rubber which will protect your vital organs and gold teethses from injury should it fly about and strike you. And remember, on this forum, you'll mostly find that too much bling is out. So leave your gold chainses and ringses in your crib homey, and be safe while wheelin in da 'hood.
