[Adam in CO]

Fathers Pietro and Roberto are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
Father Pietro looks at the other priest's equipment and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on the shaft of his rather large penis.

He looks over and says, "Father Roberto, I believe you're
supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!"

Father Roberto replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down
to two butts a day."