[h2co-pilot]

Hmmmm...the girls pm is really hawt right now.


Little Mama once put a popcorn kernel in her nose. She was crying, it was probably the first time I gave her popcorn because of choking hazards so I was looking around -she was crying fine etc... and it took me a minute to see that she was grabbing at her nose.

I have been trained for many emergencies- but not this. Instinct took over- I grabbed her head, plugged up the kernel-free nostril and blew as hard as I could in her mouth. In nano-seconds the offending kernel was lying on the rug across the room.