I just don't know how us H1 guys got lumped in with the small penis Hummer crowd. It wasn't until the H2 came around that dick size was ever even brought up regarding the Hummer...
So I guess we have our surrogate brethren to think for that...
"What's the similiarities between an H2 driver's penis and their tie-rod? Both are too small and weak for 'real' offroading..."
HUMMERDOGG
2000 Hummer Slantback
2006 H2