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Old 01-11-2007, 05:43 AM
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Default Re: REDNECK PICKUP LINES

my favorite "Excuse me miss are you form tennesse cause your the only ten i see", another good one is "Is your dad a baker? cuase you've got nice buns", and "Excuse me miss i seemed to have lost my number can i have yours?", and another great one "Do your feet hurt cuase youve been running through my mind all day", and another "Did you fall from heaven, cuase your an angel", and another "Nice shirt can i talk you out of it", and just one more "nice legs what time do they open", and a great physical one to put your arm around a girl would be "if you were a pirate would your wear your parrot on this shoulder or this shoulder" and move your arm from her closer shoulder to next shoulder around her.
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