[Adam in CO]

When I got back from Montreal last week, I had a bunch of Canadian
dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange
window at the local bank.

Short line. Just one guy in front of me...Dennis, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it change"? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty. Why it change?

The Teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
Dennis says, "Fluc you white people too"!