I'm game - I am only three hours NW of DC.
And global warming my tailpipe - look at the core samples that showed that Mother Earth was "relatively" (scientific term) warmer in the 1890s than she is now - post-industrial revolution.
She warms and cools just like any woman
And what about those facts that the Prius is actually worse for the environment than the Hummer due to long term toxicity? I bet you don't see that on many tree-hugger bumper stickers.
I want to create a bumper sticker that says - "I love tree huggers - they make for great off-road paint protection!"