[CO Hummer]

Nothing irritates me more that having a bunch squaking birds that wake me up in the morning. Anyway, I thought I'd pass alonga friendly tip next time this happens to you, and it's a simple fix.

All you need is a SuperSoaker Max Infusion and some used motor oil, preferably 30 weight or higher. Aim high, and lead them by a few feet. It takes a little practice, but you'll get the hang of it.