[bparker]

A doctor told a man that masturbating

before sex, often helped men last
longer during the act.


The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about
where to do it. He couldn't do it in his
office. He thought about the
restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an
alley, but figured that
was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On the way
home from work, he pulled his truck over
on the side of the highway. He got out
and crawled underneath as if
examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his
pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt
a quick tug at his pant leg.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy
or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What
in the hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out
the rear axle, it's busted."

The cop says, "Well, you better check your
brakes too, because your truck rolled
down the hill 5 minutes ago."