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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

I kept them away for a good year at my house. In fact I still only have one since the incident. Here's the trick: Get a have a heart trap and bait it. Trap the cat. Then let it sit out in 90+ degree heat for three days. Its so rotten. The cat will be completly decomposed, with maggots everywhere. I'll warn you, it will be so gross you wont want to go anywhere near it. But dont fret, I came up with a pretty easy solution. All you need to do is fix your girlfriends car, while doing that, just have her take care of it for you. Afterall, you are fixing her car for her.

I wonder if any FBI profilers are aware of you?